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myfoolisheart:

Sterek AU | Stiles was hurt during a run in with another pack and Derek naturally can’t stop blaming himself.

“Go to sleep, Derek.”
“Okay.”
“I’m serious, i can feel you doing your creepy watching-me-while-i-sleep shit.” Derek sighs. Stiles can feel him fidgeting next to him. ”Derek…”
“You’re not sleeping either.”
“I would, except my boyfriend won’t stop thinking so loudly.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Then stop.”
“Not for that.”
“I know. Now shut up and let me sleep.”

Teen Wolf AU: In which Derek Hale is a cop who keeps arresting Stiles.

It’s not like Stiles keeps misbehaving and getting arrested on purpose. Okay, yeah, no, he totally is. Who can blame a guy for having a thing for illegaly hot men in uniforms? No one, that’s who.

Stiles isn’t entirely sure he’ll ever be able to look his Dad in the eye again (not because of his rapidly growing record, but because of the naughty thoughts that enter his mind as soon as he sees someone in a police uniform nowadays, and that’s just traumatising considering his Dad is a Sheriff) but right now Stiles is too preoccupied with his pent up sexual frustration to pay much heed to his guilty conscience.

Because Officer Hale is Hot. Capital letters Hot. Smoking. Drop-dead gorgeous. And worth every minute he spends in a cell.

He swears, it was perfectly innocent when it started. He was perfectly innocent back then, or at least almost; Scott had been the one to drag him to a frat party, ignoring Stiles’ earlier protests that he needed to study, and then….well, they’d gotten drunk. As one does. With fake-IDs. Bad fake IDs, which Hale probably could’ve spotted a mile away. 

That’s why Hale took him to the station the first time. Stiles didn’t mind so much, after he’d been done freaking out about what his Dad would think (the alcohol helped not caring too much).

And then it just…kept happening. Stiles doesn’t misbehave more than any other college student. He gets drunk, he gets high occasionally, he goes skinny dipping. No biggie. Nothing major. It’s just, unlike the others, he keeps getting caught. Maybe because he wants to. 

Or possibly because Hale is keeping a particularly close eye on his shenanigans. It is sort of suspicious, how he’s always there when Stiles gets arrested, how he’s always the one to handcuff him. If he didn’t know better, he’d think Hale got off on it.

Oh, scratch that, they both definitely get off on it.

(Source: simplystiles)

trensu:

youdontrustmeidontrustyou:

AU: Stiles Wants an the Alpha.

Part One.

 #OH MY GOD #I can just imagine Stiles sitting behind the desk #doing his chemistry homework #kicking his legs #totally bored and waiting for his dad to finish so they can go grab a pizza #and Derek comes in #all whoooooooa boy #and he tries to be smooth and Stiles is blushing but also like#really. really that was what you were going for. #and Derek is like ANGST but then it sort of turns around #and they’re flirting a bit for real #and then the Sheriff comes out like ‘Stiles finished with your homework?’ #and Derek is like… he means college work right

At which point, the sheriff starts getting all glare-y and Derek gets the sudden realization of oh shit, I just flirted with the sheriff’s underage son, now I’ll never get that job here, FUCK, WHY’S THAT KID SO ATTRACTIVE, IS HE PLACED HERE AS A TEST TO HELP CATCH POTENTIAL PEDOPHILES OR WHAT. Meanwhile, Stiles is sulking at his father because ohmygod, another human being finds me attractive dad, why did you go and ruin that, AGE IS JUST A NUMBER.

(Source: foxystuforest)

metaphoricalstriptease:

river-song-stole-the-impala:

eastcollins:

ask-leviathancas:

balthazars-wings:

underdogwritesporn:

ialwayscomewhenyoucall:

CAN WE FOCUS ON DEAN RIGHT NOW. EPIC EYE FUCKING.

Jensen and Misha are horriblely fcking awesome humans!

Sam is like ‘Fine. I dont want to look at you anyways, jerk.’

you can practically hear dean’s thought process in that top panel. xD

“i always forget how good-looking this guy is when he’s not around. man. look at him. should probably be paying attention to what sam is saying but damn. his eyes are ridiculous. would i tap that?”

bottom gif:

“…yeah, i’d tap that.”

STURGEON FACE

Sam knows. 

#NATURALLY THEY WOULDN’T SAVE THIS FOR THE BEDROOM #DEAN NEVER SAVES IT FOR WHEN I’M OUT OF SIGHT #HE ALWAYS FORGETS I’M HERE WHEN HE’S DOING THIS UGH #NATURALLY MY BROTHER’S GOING TO GET FREAKING MARRIED TO AN ANGEL AND I HAVE THE DEVIL EYEING MY ASS #SAM WINCHESTER HATES HIS LIFE

(Source: lostiel)

stilinski parallels

(Source: hoechloin)

Fangirl Challenge - OTP x Disney 1/?

(Source: cmtilney)

siriusbingers:

#*throws confetti*  

Mighty Max!  For steven-mcgarrett.

(Source: ibyshire)

20lightyearsaway:

wolf-in-the-fold:

Faber Castell’s 250 Year Anniversary (1761-2011) Art & Graphic Case
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why is there porn on my dash!?

there are children on this website

(Source: assassincreeds)

Stalion AU: Deucalion tries to get to Derek using Stiles but ends up falling for him. Derek finds out and attacks the Alpha pack and gives them 24 hours to leave the town.

(Source: tryingtoextendyourlife)

‘The Profound Bond’ - A new romantic comedy starring Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins. When Federal Agent Dean Winchester gets paired with an angel as part of the Bureau’s new Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, the partnership seems less than ideal. Castiel is arrogant, painfully inept in the ways of normal human interaction, and less than stellar at routine questioning. But as time passes, the human and angel begin to find themselves growing less at odds and more endeared to each other. Loosely inspired by aesc’s Below Skyscrapers.

(Source: ablazingwings)

(Source: have-some-balls)